Take this guy for instance - clearly this association has invested in a top notch mail theft deterrent system.
Kitty: "Good day sir. Do you need to get your mail?"
Project Manager: "No."
Kitty: "Well I will need to see two forms of identification, social security card, most recent bank statement, and proof of residency."
PM: "Can you say cheese?"
Kitty: "I eat mice, not cheese. Now how about those two forms of identification, buddy?"
PM: "Okay, well I'll just take your picture anyway. Go ahead and look grumpy."
Kitty: "Listen, if I don't see some identification, you're not getting your mail. We can do this all day, I have 9 lives you know....."
PM: "I just need to measure the curb and gutter."
Kitty: "Oh. Okay, well carry on then."